Albuquerque Quesadilla

this is when the male jizzes in between the butt cheeks of the female, then closes them, resembling a quesadilla dripping with melted cheese

Tim: Man, i gave sally the ill albuquerque quesadilla last night

Alex: Nice

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Ass-hesive

this is a prank played by the male to the female. after sexual intercourse or whenever, the male goes into the bathroom lifts the toilet lid and jizzes on the seat. the white substance blends in with the white seat making it almost unnoticable. when the female walks in to use the toilet, she'll find herself stuck in a sticky situation.

Joe: Lucy didnt make me a sandwich last night so i pulled an Ass-hesive on her, haha

Bob: Nice, she'll be making sandwiches for sure now

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Old Faithful

this is when the male ejaculates in or onto the anus of a female, she then farts and the jizz shoots up into the air, resembling the geyser, old faithful.

Jose: I got bored last night so i gave Jen the Old Faithful

Mike: Nice, ill test it out on Brittany

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Friendly Fire

this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation

Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?

6👍 4👎