Me

The person who just searched up themselves and is an annoying bitch with no friends...

Me: Can you help me? I have no friends!
Man: SHUT UP FRIENDLESS BITCH!

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Me

A person who searches themselves up and is a friendless bitch.

Me: Can you help me? I have no friends.
Man: HAHA! LIKE I WOULD BE YOUR FRIEND BITCH!
Me: :(

BFFFL

Best Fraternity Friends For Life

Brittany: OMG Tiffany, we are totes BFFFLs
Tiffany: OMFG Brit, TOTES

A

It’s...literally the first letter of the alphabet. What are you, 3?

Random 3 year old: What is A?
Me: *Facepalm* Wow... just wow.
Infant: I LEARNED SOMETHING MOMMY

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Malfunction

An error of coding or programming

Error: a malfunction has occurred...

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