Dude 1: Dude, how many bitches did you pull last night?
Dude 2: Absolutely none. I was rizzgnored.
Dude 1: LOL. I fucked your mom.
The battle between two broskis to determine who is the rizziest.
Broski 1: Dude you have no rizz
Broski 2: I have more than you, pal
Broski 1: Wait, does this mean what I think it means?
Broski 2: Are we about to have a rizz off?
Broski 1 & 2: Rizz awayyyyyyy
That one guy from Melbourne, Australia (you know who) that everyone sleeps with at least once.
Guy 1: hey, it's the Melbourne Boi
Everyone Else (in unison): hey, I've slept with him
Guy 2: I fucked your mom
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Whoever has the most rizz within a six-block radius.
Guy 1: I am the rizziest around, don't ya know?
Guy 2: Actually I think you'll find that title belongs to me.
Guy 1: Do we need to have ANOTHER rizz off?
Guy 2: I think so.
Guy 1 & 2: Rizz off timeeeeeeeeee!!!
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