Crysis

Apparently the most realistic FPS game to date. The boys over at Crytech have proven how much of nerds they are by making a video game that hardly runs on normal pcs.

Ex1:
guy 1: Dude should i get crysis?
guy 2: hells yeah if you can run the damn thing.

Ex2:
i recently got this new computer: froged in the fire of mount doom, crafted by the proud Jedi of star wars, and it still have problems running crysis.

Ex3:
Crysis is designed for computers...From SPACE

Ex4:
Crysis is from crytech and uses the cry-engin, which also runs Farcry, Farcry 2, and Jesus Cry-st Superstar

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Orgy

Orgy can be define both casually and sexually.

Casual:
a mesh of things together, causing the idea of undistinguishable mess

Sexual:
a rape fest with more than 4 partners. usually the suject will be doing oral, anal, vaginal, or all three at the same time. Like above, it's a mesh of things undistingushable.

Ex1:
person 1:dude! check out these cheesus!
person 2:(puts cheesus in mouth)OMG I HAZ AN ORGY OF CHEESUS IN MY MOUTH
person 1:Word bro! word!

Ex2:
girl: hey nice spanking at last night's orgy party
guy: hells yeah, i spanked that Lucy's ass like a drum.
girl:Lucy? that was Tom from year 2!
guy:....i aint going to another orgy again.

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