Bong

A bong is a specific type of water pipe. The body of the bong is the defining characteristic: the chamber is large, and placed over the mouth, a pipe stem is mounted hear the bottom, and bubbles through usually water to cool the smoke. The design originated in ancient SE Asia.
Bongs cool smoke, but also remove some THC.
Used bong water has a very bad smell similar to feline urine.

"A bong does not use hoses as a hookah does."

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PETA

Pedophiles Enjoying Twink's Anuses

I saw slick Willy at the PETA rally with a blond twink in tow.

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Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.

I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.

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Skidmarks

Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.

Who left the skidmarks in the shitter!?!

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Mondo-Boffo

Mondo-Boffo is a compound word made up of two words each defined individuallly here. It means extremely-successful; very-good; best-outcome; etc.

You won $10K in Lotto, Mondo-Boffo!

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Bung hit

Bung hit is when you pass gas in such a manner and circumstance that the victim must breath the fumes or suffocate themselves.

Skip gave Buffy a Bung Hit in a Dutch-Oven. Then Buffy moved out.

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OG

Orangutan Ganja - Really strong weed that Asian Orangutans smoked with Budda. Now used as a marketing term universal adjective that has largely lost its original meaning. Used to describe strong weed (i.e., OG Kush, OG Sativa, OG Indica, etc.).

Hey, I got some OG at the dispensary.
This stuff is real Orangutan Ganja.

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