Dingleberry

A dingleberry is a tiny turd stuck to your bunghole fuzzies.

Bloody hell, I've got me a giant dingleberry stuck to me bum!

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The Splats

A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.

I went to the taco stand at lunch and just had a huge case of the splats.

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penis jockey

Homosexual men, or people named P.J. One who rides a penis like a jockey rides a horse.

I always wondered what P.J. was short for. Now I know he's just a Penis Jockey.

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