Ayevionn

Ayevionn is a guy that doesn’t know how to treat a girlfriend. She always has to make the first move and he is always embarrassed talking to her In front of his friends. He likes dogs and animals in general and is fun to be around when he’s not in a bad mood.

Ayevionn likes dogs

Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."