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The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.
I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.
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The name given to either a police baton, or a police issue Maglite.
I came out of the bar up the street the other night and these two cops started to hassle me about where I was going at 2:30 in the morning. One of them was tapping his nigger-be-good stick flashlight on his hand. I thought he was going to beat me!
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A tijuana toolset is the tool set used by mechanics in Mexico for auto repair. The tijuana toolset consists of a crescent wrench, a hammer, a pair of vice grips, and sometimes a screw driver.
When Juanito's Mexican Taxi broke the transmission, Jorge installed a used one with his Tijuana Toolset.
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Scrotum neck is a roundabout way of calling someone a dickhead.
That customer with the BMW is a real cheap scrotum neck bastard
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Sockface is a game you can play with your cat. To play sockface, you place a sock over the head of your cat, and watch the fun, and maybe take pictures if so inclined.
Rick: How'd you get all those scratces on your wrist, Wayne?
Wayne: They're from my cat. I caught the little bastard scratching on my speaker, so I engaged him in a game of sockface.
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The sockfulloflove is an unfortunate sock belonging to an habitual masturbator, after a session with a poster or photo of the latest model or porn star (sometimes found by Mom when she collects the laundry).
Rick: Dude! What's that awful stink?!
Wayne: (Sniffs, then picks up his matress)Oh Shit! It's my sockfulloflove from a month ago!
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