Curtang

(V) To dangle an object (often the male genitalia) in a precarious situation.

"I could get caught with my balls curtanging out the window and talk my way out of it"

I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar

1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.

Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.

Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?

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The Cycle

(N) - cyclical and tragic break-up process that involves breaking down to nothing before regaining one's form. Symptoms involve heavy binge drinking, random fits of tears and propensity for listening to depressing music (i.e. Dashboard Confessional).

That's the twelfth time he's put on "Round Here" what the hell?

Easy man, he's going through the cycle...it's all he's got.

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