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A building that looks like a prison which teaches you things in the worst way possible. You walk to the same classes every day, learn shit that youâll never use in the real world, and do extra work at home after being in a prison for 6 hours straight. The guidance counsellors are shit, the system is shit, and so are some of the teachers. If an actual problem is going on, the teachers donât do anything. But if friends are making fun of each other for jokes all of the sudden, itâs a problem.
Friend1: oh my god! School was horrible today, I got suspended because me and my friend were making jokes about each other for fun, I only have 30 minutes to finish my 293 missing assignments this weekend, and my guidance counsellor told my mom about what I said to him!!
Friend2: thatâs school for you!
A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you donât even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isnât that universal?
Friend1: yeah, thatâs the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
That bittersweet feeling of seeing something that triggers good childhood memories. It feels nice but it can also hurt, knowing that those nostalgic memories youâre seeing are just memories now.
âI saw an old toy in my basement while I was taking out clothes from my dryer. It was very dirty and dusty, but this toy has triggered memories from my childhood. That was the feeling of nostalgia; it feels so good, but now that toy is just a distant memory..â
The feel-good, rewarding chemical in our brains that release when we do something that gives us pleasure. ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°)
âMy best friend started smiling when I was walking up to him. I make him happy, so his brain released dopamine when he saw me because it learned that me as his best friend makes him feel good. :)â
That feel-good, rewarding chemical in your brain thatâs released when you do or see something that makes you happy.
Doing one of your favourite hobbies, watching your favourite show, seeing someone who makes you feel good, or enjoying literally anything else can cause your brain to release dopamine.
âI was meeting up with my friend today, when I was approaching him he started smiling. That was the dopamine being released because his brain learned that I make him feel happy. :)â
The most pointless and dumbest type of content on the internet with exaggerated thumbnails just for views, when someoneâs watching a 20-50 minute episode of a show or a 1-2 hour movie as if anyoneâs gonna watch the whole thing. The creatorâs ugly ass face takes up 80% of the screen and the show theyâre watching is a tiny video usually in the bottom right corner, and they always pause the video every 2 seconds which obviously gets super annoying. Thereâs a high chance that the person watching the video wouldnât give two fucks about whatâs happening and just makes exaggerated facial expressions for more attention.
Person1: hey, dude! Have you seen that new reaction video of BFDI?
Person2: hell no, reaction videos are so pointless! Iâd rather watch BFDI by myself without some random person with their ugly face taking up the whole screen!
Person1: okay.. jeez.
A price stores use to trick peopleâs brains into thinking itâs so much cheaper than $20.00.
Customer1: okay, so thereâs a box of frozen pizza for $19.99 and another one for $20.00⦠which one should I buy?
Customer2: you should definitely buy the one for $19.99! Itâs cheaper, so you can save your money!
Customer1: omg thanks!!
*the cashier snickers while hearing their conversation*