Tetris Music

Music that is created to fill a niche in the market. Named in reference to the great Gameboy Classic, Tetris.

Avril Lavigne is the queen of Tetris Music!

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Poisonify

1. To personify a perverted version of an abstract. If you Poisonify something, you take on only it's negative traits, or you exhibit wildly exaggerated versions.

1. My boss is Authority Poisonified.
2. Does UCC Poisonify the idea of a National University?
Yes, yes it does.

Uni-Drone

The nameless faceless University dredge. A Uni-Drone will usually fall into one of 2 categories.

1. Students who spend 50% of their time getting drunk, and the other 50% talking about how drunk they were.

2. Students who consider themselves witty and well-educated, quote "Family Guy" at regular intervals and think that liking Faulty Towers or a similar old British comedy series is grounds for Knightship. Considers themselves part of a very elite clique. Usually quiet away from said clique.

1.
Uni-Drone A: God, I was soo pissed last night.
Uni-Drone B: I was so pissed, I can't even remember how pissed I was.
Bartender: Time Gentlemen Please!

2.
Uni-Drone 1: And then Stewie says "Silene Foolish Woman"
Uni-Drone 2: We're hillariously funny. Let's go for coffee and act as if we're addicted to it.

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Rubber Glovin'

The act of fingering ones own anus. Used predominantly as an insult. Rubber Glovin' is taboo in most Western civilisations.

Guy: That Guy sure walks funny, he must have been up Rubber Glovin' all night.
Guy 2: SNAP!

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how's the form

A varient of "How's it going" or the American "How's it hanging". Used quite a bit in the south of Ireland, especially in Cork.

Cork Feen: Here Bai, how's the form?
Cork Bai: Ah you know, sure I'm da berries since I got that massive tumour removed.
Cork Feen: ....daecent, daecent.

Translation:
Cork Male: Hey Man, how's it going?
Cork Male 2: Well, I've been great since I got that massive tumour removed.
Cork Male:....good, good.

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Clone Rock

The Music played by any American rock or Nu Metal band adept in the art of guitar distortion, power chords and repetitive meaningless lyrics. It doesn't matter if the music is Emo or upbeat, it's basically the same.

Any band considered a product of the great Clone Wars of the 00's. Examples of these oldschool Clone Rock bands include Linkin Park, Alien Ant Farm and Blink 182... bands so alike it would be difficult to pick one from the others in a line-up.

Guy: Is this My Chemical Romance or Funeral for a Friend?
Guy 2: I thought we were listenig to Bullet for my Valentine!
Guy 3: Oh, for a second there I thought Fallout Boy had gone all dark.

Guy: Is it my imagination or has this band been playing the same song for the past 45 mins.
Guy 2: No, this is Clone Rock, there are subtle differences.

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Lamp

Cork Slang
Look at, look towards, notice, observe, watch.

Lamp the Gatch on dat feen.

Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?

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