When you have to ask, multiple times, if the reason your toddler boy is holding his penis is if he has to pee. After he continues to hold it for prolonged periods of time ones demeanor turns aggressive.
Daddy: "Hey buddy do you have to go pee?"
Kid: "Nope, I am fine...."(goes off to play)
**10 minutes later...still clutching his pee-pee**
Daddy: "Dude, if you have to go pee, let's go now before the food comes...I don't wanna have to give you a holdinscoldin in front of the entire restaurant"
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Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
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A word to describe someone who is very "lax" about the use of condoms (ie. prophylactic) in their sex life.
Gump: "Dude did you have sex with that hot MILF??"
Tub: "Yessire!! She was very prophylaxtic and let me give her a creampie!"
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When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something instead of play all day. They learn homework, "the principle's office", etc.
My son Toobey has a kinderhinder problem, and I must convince him that "school" is much more intensive than his pre-school daycare.
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When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".
Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."
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Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.
It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."
Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"
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When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.
While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.
Also see stumpbump
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