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front scuttle

like back scuttle but fucking different to scuttle at the front(doing it in the crack hole)like the missionary position

fucking hell you know you told me a back scuttle is an act of sodomy
fuck yes
well my other fucking friend told me you can call the fucking bastard missionary position a front scuttle
get to fuck how the fuck does he know that
it was on the urban dictionary
how fucking daft arsed am i
yeah

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

1πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


masturbation

the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly

fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off

by Jackroll April 2, 2006

50πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


spunk

spunk is a white liquid that shoots out your helmet on the dick its a bollocks of a fucking word one of my favourites too

are you cumming
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

21πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


dogging

the act of intercoarse with some cunt in a car or in public

iam in mood for dogging
yeah well iam in the mood for you to shut the fuck up
suck my knob
with ''PLEASURE'' if you know what i mean

by Jackroll April 2, 2006

249πŸ‘ 481πŸ‘Ž


blowy

a blowy is a word used to discribe giving head but fucking hell it is a good word to use usually spelt ''blowie''

fucking hell i got a blowy on friday
yeah yesturday i had a blowy day but not a blowy your lucky
go tell some cunt who gives a toss cause if you think i do you can stick that up your jacksie and blow me
ok
nooooo i didn't mean it like that

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

34πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


blowjob

a blowjob is a code word for fucking cocksucking its the bollocks of a word and a weird and shit name to call it

fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

26πŸ‘ 140πŸ‘Ž


VD

1.vaginal desease

2.vaginal discharge

your momma got VD because i was mounting her nice

by Jackroll July 7, 2006

24πŸ‘ 139πŸ‘Ž