fadunk

the act of slapping your dick around someones face or head

after the gobbie i fadunked her

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rimming

rimming is the act of sticking your tounge in another cunts arse or arsehole and licking usually people belive most bum boys do that (gay bobs) a rim is also the circumference of the arse

fuck me i used to love rimming until i seen too poofs rimming i said 'i will never rim again' can i rim you
ok
2 hours later
man rimming you was shit your rim sucked cock but ah fuck it

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scuttlin friend

your scuttlin friend is the friend that you shaft with or instead of scuttlin friend you can say pumping pal

fuck me and my scuttlin friend went in the car to go dogging

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strawberry swirly

to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)

hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know

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russell brand

the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'

russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.

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scuttle

one of my favourite words for inter-fucking-coarse its so fucking good i would put my fucking name on that shit

i was scuttling her in the arse yesturday
hey dipshit thats called a ''back scuttle'' you dick for brains
oh fuck i was back scuttlin her then

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handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

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