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Jackson Math

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If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel

Fuck Jackson Math

by JacksonScience October 12, 2021


Jackson Biology

A category of Jackson Science pertaining to biology. In which Jackson can get Hayden pregnant and where all children are created to work in Guatemalan sweatshops.

Anything’s possible in Jackson Biology

by JacksonScience October 12, 2021