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Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term âsituationâ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.
Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didnât show for work yesterday?
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldnât come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I canât help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. Thatâs the situation. One more situational absence and youâre fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man⦠that bullshit. I canât help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
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Found just below the gunt on a larger broad. The Pussy Sack is a very wide, low hanging camel toe seen through clothing that is way to tight. No one has ever lived to see a naked pussy sack.
Willy: Hey Scott, lok at the gunt on that fat bitch!
Scott: Forget the gunt, look at that fucken Pussy Sack.
Willy: Ohhhhhh! You had to make me look you bastard!
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Referring to the great tits on the female models of a popular clothing line. Small, Large, Round, Low Riders, or Firm, they are all perfect in their own way.
Jack: Hey Bobby. Check out the tits on her!
Bobby: Awesome set of Snorgtits man. Good spot on that one Jack.
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Santa-Sauced: The condition many volunteers find themselves in after a day of playing Santa Claus in some mall somewhere. Drinking cheap booze out of a paper coffee cup in order to tolerate all of the little brats and their know-it-all, overbearing, fucken soccer moms.
Teenager 1: Hey Jimmy, why donât we go home and get your little bro so he can see Santa Clause and get his picture and shit.
Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I donât want him near my little bro.
Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?
Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.
Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.