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The element that a VW Beetle Turbo is made out of. What else??
Dude, that VW is made from Turbonium.. I know because the commercial for it said so.
92π 12π
A coolero is a married man whose wife has tricked him into thinking that the child/ren she had birthed while married to him are actually his although they look so unlike him in any way that only a friggin idiot would believe that they are really his. Spawned from Me, Myself and Irene when Jim Carrey's character's wife has three black boys and he never questions the paternity.
"Damn Bob, your kids look like the FedEx man more and more these days, you are such a coolero!"
98π 30π
An individual whom follows package delivery services around during the holiday's seeking out opportunities to steal boxes that are left in front of houses by the driver.
"Dude, me and Bob did a little UPStalking yesterday and nabbed a new PC thanks to the dork who left the box at a vacant house."
88π 2π
Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
84π 56π
A male family member of another, more successful Indian hotel owner hired to basically keep an eye on the hotel(s) but has no real grasp of the business nor any real mental capacity to ever become a successful owner in his own right. The Indian version of a loser.
"Habib has been running the hotel for his brother in law for 10 years, but he is such a Raj Patel that his future is not likely to ever amount to more than that."
124π 32π
Any individual whom works for a hotel and logs into Tripadvisor.com or other travel ratings website for the sole purpose of leaving positive reviews for the property s/he works for in order to boost the ratings in their favor.
"Bob tripbombed Trip Advisor yesterday and boosted the ratings of his Super 8 motel from #5 to #1, what a scammer!"
91π 9π
The happy feeling experienced by a parent when they are preparing to change what is believed to be a dirty baby diaper, but turns out to be just pee.
"I was not looking forward to changing Frannie's diaper because I thought she crapped only to get a nice surprise when I saw she didn't."
87π 6π