ass portal

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

90👍 6👎

urban athlete

A person who practices the sport of navigating obstacles by running, jumping and climbing, known as Parkour.

Person 1: Are you into any sports?
Person 2: I'm more of an urban athlete.

P1: Whats that?

P2: I like to try and navigate landscapes in a quicker than normal and unconventional manner.