head and breakfast

When your girl gives you head while you eat cinnamon toast crunch

Bro I got some dank head and breakfast this morning... me and my biddie both feasted!

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Chinking Out

When your Asian friend decides to bail on plans

Stop chinking out on me Lucas, we are suppose to hangout...

Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.

“Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"