When you become unemployed and start giving head for a living, resulting in gingivitis.
"Dang, My friend Austin really has a bad case of unemployment gingivitis"
A phrase for when things don't go your way
Alissa: oh no the house is on fire!
Jaycub: RATS-A-MILLION
A person who knows the precise coordinates where to put lube in times of need.
Yo, that Austin guy is such a lubeist, he even keeps track of the prices.