Hotbox

The art of expelling fireballs out of ones arse to incinerate any nearby hostiles. To be used when all other avenues are expended.

"Hey, back off man, dont give me shit or I'll hotbox yo ass."

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Tomatrons

A particle emitted by an incredibly fat person, the first, and as yet only, recorded case being Tom. A Tomatron is the densest particle in existance, so dense that just one is capable of bending light and eight of them can block a black hole. Also has the side efect of draining the intelligence of people nearby.

Han Solo and the Millenium Falcon were on the verge of falling into a black hole until they kicked Tom out of the airlock so that he could block it with his Tomatrons