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uma

An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.

OMG.....I lost even more socks in the Uma....Thurman, not stirred.

by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009

17πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Living Dead Jew

Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.

Living Dead Jew!

Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

etc.

by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009

23πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


codomite

A codomite is a person who fucks fish.

Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

27πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


backdoor berries

Backdoor berries are jams and various jellies used as anal lube for buttfucking.

Meredith found--much to her surprise--that she liked backdoor berries.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.

When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

40πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


typhoontang

A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path.

Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost in the typhoontang.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009


Faggoty Maggoty

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.

Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž