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Edward Cullen

A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.

Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that?
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.

by Jadelan May 30, 2010

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