Ladle

When your husbands best friend decides to date someone born in 2002.

Y’all so grown ya watched quantum leap as children and that was in 86. In 86 we still remember a tv show so we were old enough to have memories. So we were 6. That math ain’t no good homie!

But that bish got an old soul. Man don’t be a ladle stop robbing that CRADLE.

Dae dae, we love you man please stop being a ladle. You’re girl was born in
2002 stop robbing the cradle!!

Oh did you hear about Dae dae he datin Felicity, oh she’s a LICiTY (A young hot and bothered just over the limit in age born in the 2000’s lookin for an older man to do as she says using her goodies(that may or may not stay in the jar) as bate and blackmail.) tempting that man to rob the Cradle.

“Lord help us all she’s a LICiTy coming after your dad, damn that bish is a LADLE!”