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A video game which you have to take care of all the people that have been shot in the other games
Guy 1:Hey man what are you playing?
Guy 2:super busy hospital 2. Leave me alone I have to do surgery on this guy that bot shot in the head 57 times.
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there's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.
I was peeing in the pool.
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glitter is the herpes of craft suplies
The thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.
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most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.
Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.
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