Binjpipe

The most evil (but fictional) streaming service of all history. Has an Algorithm where it plans to consume and turn everyone into content for their TV shows.

Jaison: Yo Brett! What we watching?
Brett: Oh, The Exorcist on Binjpipe, of course!
Jaison: WHAT? BINJPIPE? YOU KNOW HOW THAT COMPANY WORKS DON'T YOU? Oh well... you are a smooth brain after all. I'll let you pass this time.

Cities: Skylines

A game that's a city building game at first, but turns into traffic managing later on. Its a ok game overall with Steam mods. Also can be classified as a game where you wait for the massacre of citizens dying from natural causes.

Colleen: Sekou, how long are you playing that Cities: Skylines game?
Sekou: About 3 hours now.
Colleen: … What?

Tik Tok

The biggest war crime on a app to exist yet. Consists of young people constantly doing dances.

Tik Tok is such a bad app, mark my words...

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Berlin Cobra

1. A sausage in a frying pan, a style of cooking sausages.

"Hey Gavin, all the youngsters are talking about some Berlin Cobra's, what are they?"
"Well... simply its a sausage in a frying pan...."

Plane Mirror

1. A mirror found in planes.
2. The name given for a geographically flat area.

1. I used the plane mirror so I can give myself some eye candy.
2. Try going for a plane mirror area. We can set up from there.

Roblox

A gaming platform that is now mostly known for its swearing, toxicity, and kids constantly getting scammed. Can be compared to 2b2t without the children.

Burton: Should I be concerned with my wee laid Chris playing some weird game called Roblox?
Trish: Oh don't ask me. That platform is a battlefield.

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Survivor

A television show, firstly designed by a man called Charlie Parsons, where around 16-20 castaways (contestants) are to survive 39 days on an island, surviving the island and the players. The game mostly consists nowadays of the players trying to make all sorts of moves, from trying to play a podium to save themselves, to making players give up immunity, and have their name echo out (in a embarrassing way).

Warren: So, what you think of the seventh season of Survivor?
Yassen: It was alright, at least the editing was somewhat on the tribal survival. Its all cutthroat moves nowadays.