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The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian
I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,
or
don't you know she worships at the lady alter,
A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.
My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,
excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job
when you ask your friends to stand back as you are about to unleash your force, which may or may not be a party trick, fart, burp, etc
stand back guys, you've been warned, feel the force,
uggggg, what crawled up your arse and died?
a girl who doesn't look very good,
she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,
used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,
alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex
we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!
when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
uh, thanks dad,
is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
when you are talking like a hetrosexual,
when you are talking factually
what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?