shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant

shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom

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Sex job

in the same vein as a blow job, it's sex in any shape or form

the pornstar said I got a sex job

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Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

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outcum

what cums out when you have sex, can somethings refer to a business like sex transaction.

I met this girl and things were so boring having sex with her was like a meeting with an outcum at the end

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feel the force

when you ask your friends to stand back as you are about to unleash your force, which may or may not be a party trick, fart, burp, etc

stand back guys, you've been warned, feel the force,

uggggg, what crawled up your arse and died?

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Hash-Flow

describes how much hash is in the hash bank.

How's the hash-flow man, are we high?

Decumission

when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again

I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission