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When you were on a promise to get a blow job but end up with nothing
I went round to her house on a promise for a blowjob but got suckall
4π 4π
someone who is a menace to society with their penis
I got flashed by Jumping Jack again,
That man is a penile delinquent,
24π 7π
when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
uh, thanks dad,
is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
17π 3π
A term used to describe Kabbalah in a derisory fashion
1π 3π
when both parties are in agreement to get down to it
are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details
11π 5π
i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end
25π 12π
a way to dry clothes, by wearing them
you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them
5π 1π