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Wankoff

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

by jaffaw July 14, 2009


wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009


Paying Away

cheating on your partner by way of a paid partner

I'm paying away with a great tart

by jaffaw July 14, 2009


hashstash

the name for a particular type of stash

A pirate might say

how much be in yar hashstash?

by jaffaw July 14, 2009


Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

by jaffaw July 14, 2009


acSHITdent

an accident involving shit

gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy

by jaffaw July 14, 2009


crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up

crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?

by jaffaw July 21, 2009