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lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by Jaffaw July 16, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


blethering

a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks

ah you, you're just blethering

by Jaffaw July 21, 2009

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flying the Homo flag

he is so proud to be gay,

He's Mr Gay UK, we're so proud he's flying the homo flag

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by Jaffaw February 12, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

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Sex job

in the same vein as a blow job, it's sex in any shape or form

the pornstar said I got a sex job

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

61πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž