wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

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Paying Away

cheating on your partner by way of a paid partner

I'm paying away with a great tart

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Iparent

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!

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Cashesh

Cash for spending on hash

let's go and get some hash, cool, do you have any cashesh?

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Sexual feeling

when something or someone feels sexy,

wooooaaw, i've got that sexual feeling,

literally when you have a hold of a vital piece of anatomy, you have a sexual feeling

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whoops hole

used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops

i've been trying to get anal for months, so what did you do.

I used the whoops hole as cover

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

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