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armitage wanks

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

by Jaffaw July 16, 2009


Brain says no but your nuts say go

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them

steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE

by Jaffaw July 15, 2009

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bugger this

a throw the towel in phrase,

Bugger this, i'm off to the pub

by Jaffaw July 15, 2009

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


booty taking

people can shake their booty, this is when you take that booty and put it somewhere useful,

can also be used in reference to a booty call

girl come over her i'm going to do some booty taking

by Jaffaw July 16, 2009

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Hashbank

the term to describe your stash of Hash

how much have you got in your Hashbank?

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009


JewSA

To indicate the community of Jews within the USA.

We're living in the JewSA,

by Jaffaw October 18, 2009

45πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


beer queen

the person who is deemed worthy to be bought beer, as she is so pretty, though this judgement may be questioned in the morning

you are my beer queen, I shall seek and find beer for you, i shall serve you and worship at your lady alter, oh queen

by Jaffaw July 19, 2009

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž