backend of a Bus

a girl who doesn't look very good,

she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,

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term in orifice

used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,

alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex

we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!

lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian

I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,

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Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.

My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job

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straight talking

when you are talking like a hetrosexual,

when you are talking factually

what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?

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Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

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Thunderwear

A merging of 'thermal' and 'underwear' to give thunderwear

What are you wearing underneath your clothes?
Thunderwear!
What's that?
It's thermal underwear

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