safe tab

A tab you keep open in your internet browser to quickly switch to so those around you don't know what you're really doing. Most used when looking up porn while family members are home, or for when you're goofing off at work.

I didn't want my mom to walk in and see me looking up porn, so I kept a safe tab open just in case.

cat-ear

Like a dog-ear, but bent rather than folded. Meant to be temporary and used on a group of pages.

classmate 1: Hey, what page was chapter 2 at?
classmate 2: Here, I used a cat-ear so I could skip right ahead to it... It's at page 59

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Eat it or fuck it

A type of would you rather where someone gives one noun and everyone else has to choose whether they would eat it or fuck it.

Blue waffle. Eat it or fuck it?

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