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alive

Something that you are if you have never looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way

A guy walks into a bar and notices Chuck Norris than he was no longer alive!

by JaggedJohnny January 22, 2009

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killing

Chuck Norris' alternative to going hunting

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.....
He goes KILLING!!!!

by JaggedJohnny January 22, 2009

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