happy new haircut

Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.

Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.

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