Ayrab

Anybody from outside of America.

“Well, you're all Ayrabs to me, the blacks, the Jews. Those blue, tree hugging queers in Avatar. I fact anyone from outside of America is technically an Ayrab.”
- John C. Reilly

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Bergdahl

Any soldier who deserts his/her base without proper authorization

Drill instructor: YOU LADIES BETTER NOT LEAVE MY BASE, OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE POOR BERGDAHL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!

Recruits: YES DRILL SERGEANT!!

Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

Unitedstatesian

A literal translation of the Spanish word Estadounidense, which is the equivalent of American in Spanish

Me: what’s the English translation of estadounidense
Spanish teacher: unitedstatesian
Me: ¿que?

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Butane

A bastard gas

“My dad says butane’s a bastard gas”
-Bobby Hill

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Ford

F - Full
O - Of
R - Reliability
D - deficiencies

Fords got issues with reliability, their Full Of Reliability Deficiencies.

Duke

A family friendly version of dumbass

1+1 doesn’t equal 6 you duke