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A person who is fine on his own, but with his or her group of shlaggers, becomes an absolute pain in the ass.
Person 1- "Can you believe that those guys bullied Jimmy?"
Person 2- "And Oliver seemed so nice; I suppose he's just a shlagger.
When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.
Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.
Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.