highballs

The physiological response of the human eye upon ingestion or inhalation of 'The Weeds'. The resulting response is characterized by a noticeable glossiness and/or a distinctive red discoloration of the whites of the eyes. A human showing signs of 'highballs' will often be hard to agitate, irritate, or otherwise provoke into any actions involving any materials other than Doritos or Shark Week.

"Dude, are my highballs showin? I don't want the cops knowin' I've been hitting The Weeds."

"Hey man, before you head to work take these eye drops for your wake and bake highballs."

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