A person whom is quite retarded and can not walk straight. However, one of his personal traits is that he fucks everything in his path so you better stay clear if you want to keep your virginity from his gigantic blue balls and cock the size of a skyscraper.
Friend one: Hey, watch out! Your still a virgin and jailatte is in the room!
Friend two: We better head out!
The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'