Harder than a goats knee

1> Donegal slang for something so complex it is only to be reffered to a goats knee, pressumibly because they are quite hard.

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2> Used as a phrase to describe something/someone or how they make you feel.

1:- Jeekers boys, that Hendrix riff is Harder than a goats knee!

2:- Jaime: Jesus Richard, your sister gets me

*Pétur and Jaime in unison*

HARDER THAN A GOATS KNEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHA No put seriously, we've spit roasted her.

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Budbum

1> Collective term for a man who loves his Budweiser

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2> When someone is so wasted you are actually ABLE to pull down his trousers, and his boxers, and insert a bottle of Budweiser (or any bottle of beer) up their anal passage.

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3> A party tradition in which you take the drunkest of the drunk at a party, after they have passed out, and see who can get a bottle of Budweiser up their Anus. The furthest up the brown-eye wins. The loser gets a kick in the crotch.

1:- Wow, Jason can fairly down that Budweiser! Awh...awh he's puking AND pissing...what a Budbum

2:- Jaime: Hey guys, Al passed out! I'm gonna stick this bottle up his ass!
Pétur: Man, you can NOT get that up there, he's not THAT wasted
*Unzips trousers, pulls boxers down, inserts into anal cavatie*
Pétur: ........wow...
Jaime: I know.....I budbummed him...

3:- Jaime: Ok, Marty and Reuban have passed out.......retrieve the bottles...its time for a game of Budbum

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Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

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2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.

1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!

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