Diamante

A man who will cheat on you relentlessly yet blame it on you. Avoid Diamante’s at all cost. They will use you, drain you, and cause unnecessary chaos in your life.

Girl: Is that Diamanate?
Diamante: heyyyyy sexy ladies. Who’s down for a threesome?
Girl: *runs faster than the speed of light*

Korina

A beautiful woman who finds value in everything. She sees things on a deeper level which causes her to be more intellectually in tune than her peers. Huge conspiracy theorists. She loves nature, animals, and wine. Very boy crazy but then instantly gets disgusted by you and will ghost you out of nowhere. Her laugh is contagious and she’s the funniest, freakiest girl ever. May come off as a bitch at first. But she’s just shy and awkward upon first meeting, don’t take it personal. If you ever encounter a Korina show your appreciation by giving her lots of seafood, attention, and money.

Me: DAYUM LIL MAMA U SINGLE?
Korina: I’m never single. I’m Korina, duh.