Ear Stain

When you say a cuss word such as fuck, cunt, bitch, etc or an inappropriate phrase that is over heard by a toddler who then repeats it to someone else.

Toddler: Fuck you, daddy!
Dad: What the fuck?! What motherfucker has ear stained you with such language?!
Toddler: You did!
Dad: FUCK YOU NO I DIDN'T I'M GETTING A DIVORCE

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Die

The act of smoking some reefer that is so dank, you pass the fuck out. You're probably going to puke your stomach out, your face is most likely going to fall off, and you probably met some aliens in the process or some shit.

Dude, I lit up with some friends the other day, and I fucking died. Puked twice, walked home, and puked two more times. I then walked back to my friends house because I left my fucking face there. Holy shit.

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