Bee vomit voice

A voice that is sweet like honey (honey is basically bee vomit).

Ryan: I have a great voice for radio talk shows.
Jim: So you have a bee vomit voice.

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.