Wet Nap

what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)

It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara

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cut

(verb) to fart, pass wind

Drew cut and cleared the room.

It smells SO bad when my dog cuts.

We were humping in the missionary position and all of a sudden she cut, tickling my balls so hard that I lost my erection and fell out. The smell was so bad I had to leave her room.

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cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards

she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !

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queerfag

the word queer and faget (or faggot) fused together. What more could you ask for?

Corrodo likes Shakira, what a queerfag

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friends with benefits

Two friends, a man & a woman, with a casual dating relationship; the benefits can be long,deep,flirting conversations, or jack and jill sessions, or mutual masterbation, or make-out sessions which can include just an exchange of oral sex or penetration sex without commitment.

We're not dating, we're just friends with benefits.Sometimes he comes over and we just talk,other times we masturbate ourselves without touching, then sometimes we get each other off one way or another, once in a while we fuck, its different everytime we see each other.

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scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.

A dirty little monkey.

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Tally

A penis. Derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a penis.

"I want to suck his tally!" said Derek.

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