cleavage

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.

I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage

rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.

When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.

Trunks

50s bathingsuit expression (male).....sure beats a Speedo

We grabbed our trunks and headed off to the beach.

ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.

My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.

craptacular

when something is crappy, but you want to make it sound like it was good.

Don: that was craptacular gay sex.

Zbigniew: Why thank you

H H

To hold hands with someone

Did you two H H? That's pretty hott

fundamentalrattlizationism

A professor's unique invention. It means that your set of beliefs are being challenged; your worldview is perhaps under fire and not holding up to the pressure.

If you're finding yourself disagreeing with me, you may be suffering a slight case of fundamentalrattlizationism.