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Ugh Factor

A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.

1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed

3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.

5 - The Beginning of stupidity

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor

Ugh Factor 10
Ugh Factor 5

Damn dude those are some dope shoes, totally an Ugh Factor 1.

by jAkE April 2, 2005

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


dillsmith

Penis or dildo.

"That guy has a huge dillsmith!"

"Hey Coach, we forgot the dillsmith."

by jAkE May 6, 2003

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Street Fighter

a kickass fighting game. The mother of all fighting games.

I love playing Street Fighter 3 because you get to smash an SUV during the bonus stage.

by jAkE August 5, 2003

226πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Keii

The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.

Jake: Hey Keii

Keii:...

Jake: yeah I feel you

Tom: Man you guys suck

Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.

Keii: learn something new everyday

by jAkE December 29, 2005

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


rubdown

(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.

Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.

by jAkE March 24, 2004

116πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by jAkE February 26, 2004

56πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.

Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker

by jAkE August 2, 2004

15πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž