asshole tax

a tax added to one's subtotal of a bill, who generally acts like an asshole. this usually works because most assholes aren't willing to do their math.

"That guy was pissing me off, so I charged him asshole tax."

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freestyle stair jumping

Much like skateboardering, bmx biking, or rollerblading down a set of stairs, only freestyle stair jumping lacks a set of wheels. Can involve grabs, 360 turns, grinds, or wall plants. Very fun to do in public places late at night, preferably with a group of friends.

"After the late movie got out, the theatre was empty, so we did some freestyle stair jumping down the staircase leading to the exit."

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Ün Reichtärg

Ün Reichtärg is quite simply, THE heaviest band ever to march directly out of the deepest, darkest depths of poland. relatively new to the music scene, this band is quickly earning a name for themselves in the death metal, euro-metal underworld of slavery. Their debut album "Beus II" has quickly earned a reputation as a band that will one day control the way you think...with instant classics such as "running through the fires of hell" and "souls of the slaves" these guys are not to be taken lightly. yes, you are proud to have heard of this band.

Ün Reichtärg kicks some serious polish ass!

Let the propaghanda begin!

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spencers

a hellish store in the mall, which specializes in selling "cool" merchandize, namely to young adults ages 18-24. also a company that will do whatever it can to metaphorically take a dump on your chest if you work there(don't). boatloads of stupid questions, asshole-ish people, teenagers stealing, little kids screaming, crowded stores, shipments too large to find room for everything, psychotic upper managemnt people who yell at you if the store isn't pulling in enough cash...yet refuse to reward you if sales are in the plus side, thousands of things with the phrase "try me" on them, which will quite literally drive you insane, "secret shoppers", etc. etc. everyone wants to work here because they "think it will be fun" trust me, it gets old fast. they promise you raises and promotions you will never see unless you intend to make a career out of retail. they never pay people what they are worth. everyone is taken advantage of.

spencers can blow me

i need a new job

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