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kosher kebab kunts

The epitome of cancer, but in Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer. These Turkish pillocks are the people who (usually) hack money into their game then ram genuine good players off the road with their shitty Skodas or their loaned Renault trucks. These baklava biting bastards are to Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer what Russians are to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: avoid them at all costs.

Genuine Trucker 1: Where you off to dude?
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh, just Duisb-
Kosher Kebab Kunt: *rams Genuine Trucker 2*
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh my god FUCK OFF, I can't stand you dumbass kosher kebab kunts!!
Kosher Kebab Kunt: XDDDDD AFEDERSİNİZ, DEĞİL!!!!!
Genuine Trucker 1: *reports Kosher Kebab Kunt*

5 minutes later...

System: No action was taken against player Kosher Kebab Kunt 1633.

by JakeSJ June 21, 2018


Dead by Daylight

An online asymmetrical survival horror game released in June 2016.

In Dead by Daylight, each trial has one Killer and four Survivors, never more, never less.

The Killers must protect the Generators from being powered and sacrifice the Survivors to an unknown being called the Entity, using several sacrificial hooks around the map. The Killers have specific powers that can aid them in their quest. For example, the Trapper can place bear traps around the map in any location to cripple Survivors, apply pressure to areas and shorten chases. There can only be one Killer in each trial.

The survivors must attempt to survive the wrath of the Killers. The simplest way to escape the trial is activating five Generators around the map and exiting through two Exit Gates. The Survivors have defenses such as pallets that they can use to slow down or even stun the Killer, and windows to put distance between them and the Killer.

Both the Killers and Survivors have their own set of perks, some unique to one Killer/Survivor which can be "taught" to other Killers and Survivors alike upon reaching character levels 30, 35 and 40. Survivors also have items such as medkits and flashlights, and addons which can either prolong, quicken or upgrade said items. Killers also have addons that can upgrade their power in similar ways. These all aid the player in their objective.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about that new game on Steam?
Person 2: What, Dead by Daylight?
Person 1: Yeah, it looks pretty awesome! We should totally play together!
Person 2: Sure!

by JakeSJ May 17, 2019

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grab game

A fun interaction in the 4 vs 1 cat and mouse game, Dead by Daylight.

In order for a grab game to take place, there must be a Survivor on a hook. If their healthy teammate is desperate to rescue them in front of the Killer, they must risk being grabbed (and in turn, instantly downed) by the Killer or successfully bait the Killer into mistiming the grab, causing only a hit to take place (which gives the teammate time to rescue the Survivor).

Grab games usually take place in the final moments of a match, when the endgame timer is counting down and the Killer is trying to secure a kill.

Grab games can often unfortunately be ruined for the Killer by server ping.

Scott Jund: The grab game is a mental battle between the Killer and a Survivor.

by JakeSJ December 13, 2022


Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by JakeSJ August 19, 2016

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