pillnahn

A man with a beard so magical it is said that if you touch it all your wildest dreams will come true

I touched the magical beard of pillnahn and now all my dreams have come true

wottle flottle

A polite way of saying "what the fuck"

Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands

P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*